they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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