I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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