My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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