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At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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