actually, I'm a sock model
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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