kristin has been a bad kristin
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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