I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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