they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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