So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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