Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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