you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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