I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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