She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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