Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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