ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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