im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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