I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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