You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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