We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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