I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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