He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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