ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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