brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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