how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
