Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I lost the right to judge tonight
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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