just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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