True but thats because hes a fetus.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
