I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
