There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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