So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm passing your future prison.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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