Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My feet surprised me
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