lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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