If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
When are your genitals available?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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