You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
