I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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