do herpes really smell.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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