therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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