So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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