Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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