It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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