im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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