So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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