Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
wow bdsm is so cute
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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