do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
