can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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