Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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