what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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