Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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