I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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