if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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