I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I skipped work to stalk him.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just want to make out with him forever
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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