best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he fucked my hip out of place.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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